Saturday, July 2, 2011

WTF!: Martha's Vineyard Edition

What do people really think about themselves? How far will they go as far as wearing a bikini? Showing PDA? Well, you'd be hard-pressed to find people here on the Vineyard who are too tough on themselves. I am all for self-confidence, but I'll let you be the judge of whether this shit is confidence or stupidity.

I'll slowly get into the absurdity that was here at the beach today. Read the description then enjoy the photo.

There's me on the left jumping off the Jaws bridge:

Here's momma holding the little man during his first trip to the beach:

Me and Nolan at the beach:

Here's a tub of shit who decided to trek through the roped off area to get a prime spot at the beach at 3:15pm - the roped area was for local birds and their nests. It makes me sick, then, to boot (and I almost did), her 3-year-old son wore his underwear into the water and definitely had shit in there. People are repulsive. Note the denim booty shorts - apparently she has no mirrors at her place:

Here's a strong woman with no shame, stuffing something in her pie hole. Shit, it might have been a fish she caught in the ocean:

Here's some PDA in full effect - this guy is tied in to the next picture. He's a mentor (you'll see). I think I might have gotten busted taking this one by the girl crammed in her shorts:

Here's the protegé, working on his abs in the water. What a total douche bag this guy is. I actually thought to myself, aloud, "I can't believe this guy is actually working out on a beach in front of other people" - goes to show you people have no shame:

Here's the rest of the Fat Pack that was encroaching on the bird nesting area - I am not sure if that's her bikini or if someone in a bikini got lost inside her fat, cottage cheese ass. You can see the primary T.O.S. pointing as well as her kid (I think it's hers) in the underwear. She's probably telling the kid to get her fat ass some food. Clean it up, lady.

I almost just threw up rending myself of these people. This post has nothing really to do with self-confidence but rather a cry for help to those in need - have a little common decency. If not for yourself, for the rest of the people you'll encounter. It's really disturbing sometimes the shit people think actually look good.

I am no slim Jim, but I don't go walking around in a Speedo. I mind my own business and try to fly under the radar. These slobs might as well have neon signs over their heads, if they can lift their arms up that high (I know the guy doing abs can).

Hoping to enjoy the rest of my evening half as much as I enjoyed scoping out these mo-mo's.

Sit back, relax, and crack open an ice cold beer!


  1. I'm jealous of your bridge jumping...

  2. Refreshing to hear a non-resident go and blast other non-residents for being such a-holes on the Cape.

    Got a blogger friend who lives there and she regales me with taless of stupidity that people do there in the summer, but never has pics to add insult to injury.

  3. I had a good laugh reading your comments on the beach crowd. Makes you wonder what they see when they look in the mirror!!