Actually, post bath time. All clean.
Monday, July 25, 2011
I think this guy has a busted hydraulic system in the car. The back end stayed in the air the entire time. And believe me, he didn't want to hear that the speed limit was 35mph - 20mph was plenty fast for him. Probably wanted to show off his big fucking waste of money.
Friday, July 22, 2011
Monday, July 11, 2011
Saturday, July 2, 2011
I'll slowly get into the absurdity that was here at the beach today. Read the description then enjoy the photo.
There's me on the left jumping off the Jaws bridge:
Here's momma holding the little man during his first trip to the beach:
Me and Nolan at the beach:
Here's a tub of shit who decided to trek through the roped off area to get a prime spot at the beach at 3:15pm - the roped area was for local birds and their nests. It makes me sick, then, to boot (and I almost did), her 3-year-old son wore his underwear into the water and definitely had shit in there. People are repulsive. Note the denim booty shorts - apparently she has no mirrors at her place:
Here's a strong woman with no shame, stuffing something in her pie hole. Shit, it might have been a fish she caught in the ocean:
Here's some PDA in full effect - this guy is tied in to the next picture. He's a mentor (you'll see). I think I might have gotten busted taking this one by the girl crammed in her shorts:
Here's the protegé, working on his abs in the water. What a total douche bag this guy is. I actually thought to myself, aloud, "I can't believe this guy is actually working out on a beach in front of other people" - goes to show you people have no shame:
Here's the rest of the Fat Pack that was encroaching on the bird nesting area - I am not sure if that's her bikini or if someone in a bikini got lost inside her fat, cottage cheese ass. You can see the primary T.O.S. pointing as well as her kid (I think it's hers) in the underwear. She's probably telling the kid to get her fat ass some food. Clean it up, lady.
I almost just threw up rending myself of these people. This post has nothing really to do with self-confidence but rather a cry for help to those in need - have a little common decency. If not for yourself, for the rest of the people you'll encounter. It's really disturbing sometimes the shit people think actually look good.
I am no slim Jim, but I don't go walking around in a Speedo. I mind my own business and try to fly under the radar. These slobs might as well have neon signs over their heads, if they can lift their arms up that high (I know the guy doing abs can).
Hoping to enjoy the rest of my evening half as much as I enjoyed scoping out these mo-mo's.
Sit back, relax, and crack open an ice cold beer!